Right People, question time.
It’s hot. So hot it’s difficult to turn the TV over. The rest of the family have gone out for the day. An empty house is yours to enjoy. BUT it’s an absolute tip. Do you:
a. Tidy the house in one full blitz, enjoy the fan in the afternoon.
b. Tidy in small doses, ensuring to hydrate properly.
c. Say ‘F*** It, it’s too hot. There’s nothing decomposing, it’s fine’
How did you answer? I bet most of you would go with C…..
Well, this is the quandry I find myself in for tomorrow’s activities of the day. I know that there isn’t much on the TV to watch, and whilst I’ve got work to do I’ve had enough of it for one week. So, makes sense to tidy and clean.
*shrugs shoulders* Can’t be bothered.
Why is it that they make the most mess just before they leave daddy at home alone? Knowing full well that he will clear it up ready for them to come home and trash it again.
When did I become so domesticated……
Anyway, I suppose I already know the answer to the question posed. Muggins here will be sweating profusely as he attempts to hoover with Henry and not tread on anymore of those bloody toys.
Well, to all those daddy’s out there who never get invited out and stay at home. I hope for your sake that the weather doesn’t get too hot. You MUST hydrate adequately. Keep the lager in the fridge, it makes it more watery or something……..